Polls Archive

What’s the scariest Halloween costume in Maine this year?
  • Spencer Thibodeau’s Hidden Agenda 56%, 5 votes
    5 votes 56%
    5 votes - 56% of all votes
  • Gentrifying Scumbag Developer 22%, 2 votes
    2 votes 22%
    2 votes - 22% of all votes
  • Drunk Craft Beer Snob 11%, 1 vote
    1 vote 11%
    1 vote - 11% of all votes
  • President Paul LePage 11%, 1 vote
    1 vote 11%
    1 vote - 11% of all votes
  • Covered in Ticks 0%, 0 votes
    0 votes
    0 votes - 0% of all votes
Total Votes: 9
Voters: 9
October 13, 2019 - October 20, 2019
Voting is closed

Poll Closes Sun., Oct. 20

You knows it's fall in Maine when...
  • the meteorologists working the Cumby's cash register predict a really bad winter. 50%, 4 votes
    4 votes 50%
    4 votes - 50% of all votes
  • the Patriots are cheating. 25%, 2 votes
    2 votes 25%
    2 votes - 25% of all votes
  • political horseshit blooms like wildflowers. 13%, 1 vote
    1 vote 13%
    1 vote - 13% of all votes
  • Sophia's gotta pick out the heaviest pumpkin in the whole goddamn field. 13%, 1 vote
    1 vote 13%
    1 vote - 13% of all votes
  • putrid breezes from the sewage treatment plant now carry a delightful note of pumpkin spice! 0%, 0 votes
    0 votes
    0 votes - 0% of all votes
Total Votes: 8
September 23, 2019 - September 29, 2019
Voting is closed
If Paul LePage follows you on Twitter, you should
  • Follow him back, then troll his ass mercilessly until blocked 33%, 16 votes
    16 votes 33%
    16 votes - 33% of all votes
  • Change your profile name to D Money and start tweeting photos of white girls next to lighthouses 23%, 11 votes
    11 votes 23%
    11 votes - 23% of all votes
  • Who?* 21%, 10 votes
    10 votes 21%
    10 votes - 21% of all votes
  • continually ask him to get you more tartar sauce.* 10%, 5 votes
    5 votes 10%
    5 votes - 10% of all votes
  • Report @PaulRLePage1 as Spam® 8%, 4 votes
    4 votes 8%
    4 votes - 8% of all votes
  • Run for Congress against Chellie Pingree next year 4%, 2 votes
    2 votes 4%
    2 votes - 4% of all votes
  • Follow him back, like a good Christian 0%, 0 votes
    0 votes
    0 votes - 0% of all votes
Total Votes: 48
September 15, 2019 - September 22, 2019
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Poll Closes Sept. 22

Which recently closed Portland restaurant or bar will you miss the most?
  • Brian Boru 25%, 4 votes
    4 votes 25%
    4 votes - 25% of all votes
  • Congress Bar & Grill 25%, 4 votes
    4 votes 25%
    4 votes - 25% of all votes
  • Local Sprouts 25%, 4 votes
    4 votes 25%
    4 votes - 25% of all votes
  • Silly's 13%, 2 votes
    2 votes 13%
    2 votes - 13% of all votes
  • Lolita 6%, 1 vote
    1 vote 6%
    1 vote - 6% of all votes
  • Scattoloni Bakery 6%, 1 vote
    1 vote 6%
    1 vote - 6% of all votes
  • Maelily Ryleigh's 0%, 0 votes
    0 votes
    0 votes - 0% of all votes
  • Walter's 0%, 0 votes
    0 votes
    0 votes - 0% of all votes
  • Whatever that place next to Bayou Kitchen was called 0%, 0 votes
    0 votes
    0 votes - 0% of all votes
Total Votes: 16
Voters: 15
September 4, 2019 - September 14, 2019
Voting is closed